(To heck with ole Santa Claus)
Last year I hung a stockin' by the chimney
And ole Santa didn't bring me anything
Well, I wrote a note and I told him what to bring me
But I didn't even hear his sleigh bells ring.
So to heck with ole Santa Clause
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I like to hear him any (ho ho ho)
With a bunch of big snowballs.
To heck with ole Santa Claus.
Last year I built a big fire by the fireplace
I'll be like a little bit I read about
If that big bad wolf in red comes down my chimney
He's a gonna scorch his whiskers there's no doubt.
So to heck with ole Santa Clause
When he goes dashin' through the snow I hope he falls
I like to hear him any (ho ho ho)
With a bunch of big snowballs.
Yeah, to heck with ole Santa Claus...